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Scientists Claim Pictures of Food Linked with Obesity, Disease

“No healthy six-year-old growing up in a healthy home environment says, ‘I hope I grow up to be obese, suffer from type 2 diabetes, and use a Shoprider Sunrunner electric three-wheeled scooter because I will be too fat to walk.’”

The soon to be a made-for-TV mini series, Pumpster's Tragedy on Clone Island! Starring Mr. Rubby in his debut role!

Expose: Those Wacky Players in the Anti-Porn Movment

The anti-porn battle began with early patriarchal leaders outlawing goddess worship and pagan rituals that revered the nude female form's vagina, breasts, and swollen womb, to promote male-centered rule and divinity...

Bush Believes in Invisible Beings Who Inhabit the Sky

Bush said that these magical figures, who are professed to reside with the undead in a paradise known by Jesus buffs as “heaven,” have altered his heart and have “made a big difference in [his] personal life and public life...”

Studying Internet Porn: Worse Than Crack?

Dr. Burns, who has been posing as a janitor for the last six months at the University of Pennsylvania to observe several high-profile researchers, among them Dr. Mary Anne Layden, studies the effects of pornography on researchers who study the effects of pornography...

Man Fears Gateway Drug’s Gate Closed
At the age of fifteen, when Jameson was in his first band "Rebel Peapod" with fellow classmates, he said he thought he discovered the secret that would lead his band to success...

Opinion: Pornography empowers women, Christianity represses
These women ironically champion the patriarchal Christian paradigm that demands allegiance to a male God and promotes a male-dominated society, a belief system that has long relegated them to second-rate citizens held responsible for our fall from an imaginary paradise...

Local Naked Drunk Guy Begins Diet After Viewing New Year’s Pics
Reeves, who works for a local second hand store repairing broken donated goods, says he feels pathetic to have been frequenting bars in such grotesque shape. “If I would have known, I would have taken action long ago, but the van only has a rearview mirror, and the bathroom at Goodwill doesn’t even have one...”

Link between Looking At Big Tits, Fucking Infants, Still Unsubstantiated
Scientists still have yet to find a link between Bush’s assertion that pictures of women’s breasts will lead to child sexual exploitation...

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